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Ahoy Matey! I be here to give ye a few words in anticipation of “Talk Like a Pirate Day”. T' lovely, fair lass whose writin ye be accustomed t' be readin, be busy wi' her singin this fine bstarboard e'enin, and I saw me chance t' take o’er.
Listen up now, International Talk Like a Pirate Day is comin up quick, and don’t forget it! It commences September 19, t’ same as every year. Except for them rascals in Australia, they somehow got it into their heads they had t’ be celebratin it the 22nd, what be up with that? The scurvy dogs, they get the weekend that way, Aaarrrrrr!
Me, I’ll be talkin like this th' whole week! It be entertainin for the young sprogs—and we have quite a few who be needin attention, I can tell you! When they don’t be wi' their sweet, dedicated mother, they be playin wi' me tail or bitin me ankles. Thar ain’t nothin t' be done t' stop ‘em. Aye, it be good fun! Aarrr!
I must be off now, an’ smartly. ‘Tis time t' be climbin as high up as possible just t' see if it be possible done wi’out some’at leapin off t’ “shelf” to its demise. T’fair, gentle-hearted lass in charge o’ the ship here don’t care for them types of accidents. Sorry, me beauty, but ‘tis great fun, an’ I don’t usually care what happens when I be havin fun. Aaarrrrr!
What follows be some information fer ye, me hearty. I be passin it along for t’ help wi’ yer piratical pursuits this week. On behalf o' this ship full o’ sprogs, I t’ank ye kindly fer stoppin by!
Farewell, ye buccaneers, I am
Official Bob
Piratical Cat
Official site: Talk Like A Pirate Day
Another “official” site, and how to be speakin pirate-like
T’ Newsletter
A bunch o’ pirate videos: piratical-satirical stuff, too
Me, I’ll be talkin like this th' whole week! It be entertainin for the young sprogs—and we have quite a few who be needin attention, I can tell you! When they don’t be wi' their sweet, dedicated mother, they be playin wi' me tail or bitin me ankles. Thar ain’t nothin t' be done t' stop ‘em. Aye, it be good fun! Aarrr!
I must be off now, an’ smartly. ‘Tis time t' be climbin as high up as possible just t' see if it be possible done wi’out some’at leapin off t’ “shelf” to its demise. T’fair, gentle-hearted lass in charge o’ the ship here don’t care for them types of accidents. Sorry, me beauty, but ‘tis great fun, an’ I don’t usually care what happens when I be havin fun. Aaarrrrr!
What follows be some information fer ye, me hearty. I be passin it along for t’ help wi’ yer piratical pursuits this week. On behalf o' this ship full o’ sprogs, I t’ank ye kindly fer stoppin by!
Farewell, ye buccaneers, I am
Official Bob
Piratical Cat
Official site: Talk Like A Pirate Day
Another “official” site, and how to be speakin pirate-like
T’ Newsletter
A bunch o’ pirate videos: piratical-satirical stuff, too
10 comments:
i'm not too much of a yo ho ho type
but
the bottle of rum will be fine :)
floots: Ah, rum sounds good--*someone* will have to make a rum run tomorrow. ;) Whoever it is has to go without sprogs, as there is great fear in the land here that they may be corrupted by seeing bottles filled with liquid.
Too funny Nina - you do this rather well! I'm with Floots though - the rum has a fine appeal...
janice: thanks janice, but I can hardly be takin the credit--t'was that cat. :) Aye, a rum run is in order. Say that three times fast- rum run, rum run...
My favourite day of the year. For once the eyepatch works in my favour and I don't mind the pirate jokes.
david: I'm glad you get at least one day of reprieve from the clever ones. Enjoy. What goes on in people's heads, anyway?
Shiver me timbers, no one told me about this!!
fotoface: thanks so much, he's very sweet.
donna: oh, yes, it's the same date each year. Be sure to share that wi' yer mate, thar, lassie! ;)
Ah, oops, arr the cat of nine tails or is that nine lives, arr splice something, avast behind well a largish one at any rate arr.
cal: All I can say to that is, Aarrrr!
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